Dear readers, this is a special news report
This little reporter has gotten wind of some very interesting news. Apparently a very generous charity shipment of coffee beans and other goods Is making its way and will be hidden in the city. The whereabouts of this large shipment is a heavily guarded secret as well as its routes and timing, as i’ve been told. This shipment is reported to be the largest ever delivered to the city of New Babbage, and the risk of thieves pirates and scalpers has caused its hiding, Indicating how massive the prize would be to take.
However, reports are saying that there isn’t much threat especially from the “notorious” pirates that have been attacking the city, mostly due to the precautions taken. It is deemed nearly unstealable
So dear readers please accept this clockworks apologies for such a short story, however, this was simply a breaking news bulletin.